S
is for Sliding

"Another wonderful landing," said the
Professor. He picked some leaves off his jacket irritably. He had
landed in a huge pile of them upon exiting the vortex.
"But, hey, at least we got some rest this
time," said Wade with a smile. She patted the older man on the
shoulder.
"Can you believe that last world?" said
Remmy with a groan. I can't believe there's a place where they never
invented rock n' roll! It's a travesty!"
"Depends on how you look at it Mr. Brown,"
said the Professor with a sniff. "I prefer the classical sound
myself."
Eagerly, Quinn looked around at the world
they had just found themselves on. "Hey look guys!" he said, pointing
to some tents in the distance. "It's a carnival!"
"Fun!" said Wade. "Let's go! C'mon
guys...it's been so long since we had some fun!"
"Good idea Miss Welles," said the Professor,
patting his stomach. "A carnival means food. And while it's no Beef
Wellington, I certainly wouldn't mind some hot buttered
popcorn!"
"Hot dogs too Professor," said Remmy, his
tongue practically wagging out of his mouth. "Mmmhhhmmm."
"I think we should swing by," said Quinn. He
grinned and took Wade by the arm. "Maybe I can even win you a stuffed
toy Wade." She grinned and rolled her eyes in response as the four
travelers eagerly walked towards the gates of the
carnival.
Just as they entered the ground, a clown
popped out in front of them.
"Killers are wandering the streets. Children
are dying. The world is an awful place," the clown said, while
wagging a finger at them, as all four sliders stared in
surprise.
"Like this is supposed to make us laugh?"
said Wade, looking at the clown with a frown.
"Make you laugh?" said the clown, looking
around nervously. "What are you people -- some kind of
freaks?"
"No," said Quinn with a confused frown.
"We're from...um...Canada."
"Ohhhh," said the clown. "Well here in
America, we follow different rules. He pointed to a sign that was
posted over the entrance way of the carnival.
"Park rules: No giggling, laughing or
chortling as prohibited by California penal code 45472357," said
Quinn, reading aloud. Looking at the utter bewilderment on Wade's
face, he couldn't help it. He let out a giggle.
"Quit it!" said the clown. "You want to get
us all thrown in the can?"
"Really," said Wade. "This is utterly
ridiculous. We finally get to a carnival to have fun. And we can't
even laugh!"
"Slider's life girl," said Remmy, shaking
his head. He too was having a hard time not laughing at the irony of
it all.
"This is just too much!" said Wade. "Let's
get out of here. How much time Quinn?"
"Um..." said Quinn. "You know, I never
checked the timer." The others glared at him. He shrugged and said,
"Whoa...oops...hey we wouldn't have gotten to stay here long anyway
guys! Less than two minutes!"
"Very well, Mr. Mallory," said the
Professor. "You would do well to check the timer right away next
time."
"Well I was distracted by the thought of
popcorn," retorted Quinn. The Professor snorted and Wade giggled
before clapping a hand over her mouth nervously.
"Xavier Thomas, a great historian and leader
of men, once said, "Those who would not eat well, would do to keep
their mouths closed," quoted the Professor.
"Yeah and you sure follow that advice," said
Remmy. All four of the interdimensional travelers began cracking up.
The clown, looking completely freaked out, backed away as the timer
began to beep.
Zapping the interdimensional device, Quinn
grinned and looked back as the others jumped through. "You people
really ought to learn to take a joke," he said, and as they gasped in
horror he laughed out loud and jumped in the shimmering
vortex.
The End
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