Dear Diary,

Oh my God! This is the strangest world -- not to mention the most embarrassing one -- yet! The entire city of San Francisco is a nudist colony, and in order to fit in, the guys and I have spent the last day and a half naked as the day we were born. It's bad enough that we are all nude, but seeing the Professor strip make me laugh so hard I cried. I guess we can never say that we're hiding anything from eachother anymore. I just try to avoid looking down there if you get what I mean. I caught Quinn staring a couple of times and I simply turned red. We only have a few more hours here, and I hope we can get in clothes soon!

Love,

Wade