Signs of Life !
Sign on a railway station in Bihar: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free
Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
Seen on a bulletin board:Success is relative More the success, more the relatives
Sign at a barber's saloon in Bombay: We need your heads to run our business
A traffic slogan: Drive slow, your wife is waiting for you at home. Drive fast, you will wait for her in heaven.
Sign in a restaurant:All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager
Sign in a Marriage Bureau - If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity
Sign in a laundry - We dye for you
Sign in a tailor's shop - If you are not satisfied, tell us. If you are satisfied, tell others.
Sign outside a shoe repair shop - Shoe Hospital, We doctor shoes, We heel them (heal), We attend to their dyeing (die) and we save their soles. (souls)
Notice in the toilet of Nariman Point office, Bombay:This urinal is out of order - please use the floor below
Sign that caused a lot of thefts in Indian Railways - Railway property is your property.
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