If you are bothered by any of the 10 usual stupid questions, the answers here may help you.  "1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends. Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre."  "2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet. Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia...why don't you try again or should I try this time.""  "3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks. Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people? Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?"  "4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good? Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it."  "5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years. Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, how big you've become? Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself."  "6. When a friend announces her/his wedding, and you ask. Stupid Question:-Is your fiancee good? Answer:-No, he/she is a miserable wife-beating/nagging , insensitive lout...it's just the money."  "7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call. Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?"  "8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair: Stupid Question:-Hey, have you had a haircut? Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding"  9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth: Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts? Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite. "10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks. Stupid Question:-Oh, do you smoke? Answer:-No, it's a miracle .....It was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!" BACK to the Main Page