PARTHA'S Newsletter- May
2001
My first Newsletter to Srikamnet evoked a
good response. But I was not happy. Though Usha , Sriram and Geetha responded
immediately to me, there was no response to the group, nor was there any
follow-up. I am once again requesting all of you to send feedback and also
write to the group ( all addresses are given in this Newsletter) at least once
in 20 days, which is not asking much.
Aarthi and I have designed a website
in memory of Deepu and Sriram. The design and graphics are by Aarthi, while all
Javascript and html are by me. The address is www.oocities.org/deepusriram
May I request all of you to visit the site, though it is still not fully ready?
Parthasarathy
| E-Mail
Addresses | All the e-mail addresses of the members of SRIKAMNET
is given here.
VANAJA'S FAMILY- arunax@hotmail.com &
uridev@hotmail.com, radhasesha3@yahoo.com
GOPALAN;S FAMILY-
muralisn123@rediffmail.com, raja_mohan@hotmail.com
RAGHU'S FAMILY- rshrivatsa@interfacecom.com,
sudhan84@vsnl.net
PARTHASARATHY'S FAMILY- spmumbai@hotmail.com,
amrithaparthasarathy@hotmail.com, harishpa@hotmail.com,
aarthiiyengar@hotmail.com
Rangamama's Family- srangana@td2cad.intel.com,
jayashree_sundararajan@hotmail.com
Parthasarathy
| What is computer's
gender? |
|
There are many good reasons why a
computer should be referred to as she! Here are just a few
1.No one but
the Creator understands their internal logic.
2.The native language they
use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone
else.
3. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
4. Even your smallest
mistakes are stored in long-term memory for retrieval.
There are many
good reasons why a computer should be referred to as he! Here are just a
few...
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2.
They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.3. As soon as you commit to
one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a
better model.
4. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half of
the time they ARE the problem.
IN PRISON You spend the
majority of your time in an 8x10 cell
AT WORK You spend most of your time
in a 6x8 cubicle
IN PRISON You get three meals a day
AT WORK You get
a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it
IN PRISON You get time
off for good behavior
AT WORK You get rewarded for good behavior with more
work
IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT
WORK You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors
yourself
IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games
AT WORK You get
fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON You get your own
toilet
AT WORK You have to share
IN PRISON They allow your family
and friends to visit
AT WORK You cannot even speak to your family and
friends
IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required
AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON You
spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get
out
AT WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars
IN PRISON There are wardens who are often sadistic
AT WORK They
are called bosses
IN PRISON You have unlimited time to read e-mail
jokes
AT WORK You get fired if you get caught
NOW GET BACK TO
WORK...!
I had asked whether you can unscramble
these interesting anagrams, which also give the meanings? I do not know
whether anybody tried. Anyway, the solutions are here.
Dirty Room
(9)-DORMITORY
A Rope Ends It(11)-DESPERATION
Here come Dots(3,5,4)-THE
MORSE CODE
Cash Lost in 'em (4,8)-SLOT MACHINES
Is No
Amity(9)-ANIMOSITY
Woman Hitler (6-2-3)-MOTHER-IN-LAW
Is No Meal
(8)-SEMOLINA
I'm a Dot in Place(1,7,5)-A DECIMAL POINT
Accord not in
it(13)-CONTRADICTION
Moon Starer (10)-ASTRONOMER
End Is A Car
Spin(8,5)-PRINCESS DIANA
A Year To Shut Down(4,3,8)-YEAR TWO
THOUSAND
Parthasarathy