FREECELL When I was in Bangalore, Madhu, who is a keen FREECELL player wanted the list of difficult Freecell games. So this is to remind everyone the only unsolvable deal is 11982. Among the solvable, 1941 is perhaps the hardest. Other possible candidates are 10692 and 617. LAWS & DEFINITIONS Fools rush in where fools have been before. To avoid duplication, make three copies. It's called "take home" pay because you can't afford to go anywhere else with it. Success is relative-the greater the success, the more relatives. The slower you work, the fewer mistakes you make. If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will. If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment. People like criticism-just keep it positive and flattering. It's OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.

LAWS & DEFINITIONS ( Contd.) Worry kills more people than work because more people worry than work. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. The world is full of willing people-some willing to work and some willing to let them. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. The one who snores will fall asleep first. The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding. The gifts you buy for your spouse are never as good as the gifts your neighbor buys for their spouse. The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.

KADI JOKES Cigarette en pidikkire? Pidikkalena kizhe vizhundudum Cigarette pidicha cancer varuma? Theriyale, naan pidicha pogaithan varudhu How do flies communicate? By e-mail Desert post officele stamp otta en veliye poranga? Otta-gum veliye irukkudu. Mylapore-kkum, Adyar-kkum sandai vandhaa, edhu win-pannum? Mylapore, yenna ange tank irukku. Ramar sithai-ya thedindu pogumbodhu kadal (sea) avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. Yaen? Enna, Avar kitte 'will' irunduthu and where there is a will, there is a way. THE PARAGRAPH EARLIER WAS UNUSUAL AS IT DID NOT CONTAIN THE LETTER 'E'

Made by S.Parthasarathy in July, 2001.
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