Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour? Why is lipstick so called, when you can still move your lips? If humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? Why is necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are? Why is there only one Monopolies commission? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the word abbreviation so long? Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for Thesaurus? If a book on 'How to fail?' doesn't sell, is it a success? When companies ship styrofoam (thermocole) , what do they pack it in? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating endangered plants? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Why is bra singular and panties plural? How does a mute swear? If he does, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practise"? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? How come price and worth mean the same thing, but priceless and worthless are opposites? Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time? If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up? If people don't like tailgaters, why do they buy bumper stickers? If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented? Why do we call a bad thing aweful while a good thing is awesome? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats and not parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?" Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? You feed a cold & starve a fever. What do you do when you have both? How come a nose runs, but feet smell? How come Quicksand works slowly? BACK to the Main Page