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I learned that the aliens were a good people. and that whole alien abduction thing is blown way out of proportion.
Zorak has this little hobby of examining earthlings, "It's harmless", he tells me. "They don't feel a thing." "In fact they don't remember anything at all. It's actually quite fun for them; they enjoy it". "Just look at this happy camper; he looks overjoyed."
I asked him about the mask he's wearing. "Oh this thing, it's just to protect my identity". He tells me, "you see we have 'cousins' elsewhere in the galaxy"; "they look kind of like us only they're taller, gray and have almond shaped eyes. We call them the gray's". So if one of my "patients" remembers anything, he'll remember the mask, so I don't get in any trouble.
I could barely watch what they were doing.
What he said earlier occurred to me. They weren't gray at all. They were all green. Zorak told me that their race changes color depending on mood. Most of the time they're green which means that they're happy. (A little too happy if you ask me, but it tends to rub off).
He decided that since we were still close to earth, that he would show me another one of his "hobbies". So we landed near a farm.
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Started on 9-22-98