As we were cruising the galaxy, we met up with their friend Kenny. Kenny looked pretty much like the others did. Kenny was a rebel; he didn't listen to anyone or anything. If you told him to do something, he would simply ignore you.
One day the four of us decided to visit a new planet; its habitat mostly made up of rocks. It sounded like fun.
In order to seek out new life and new civilizations, it was important that we dressed appropriately. Kenny decided to wear the red shirt. I told him, "I wouldn't wear the red shirt if I were you". "We all know what happens to the guy in the red shirt". But he had to have his way. We landed on the planet and started scouting it.
It was neat but boring there. I was more bored than imagined I ever could be. Until I heard a ZAP.
Oh my god, you killed Kenny, you BASTAR..... well I told him not to wear the red shirt, but did he listen to me.... oh noooo.
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