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They told me they knew how to fly this thing. But apparently something went wrong and we crashed into some planet. It was on that day that I learned, that even though they were aliens, that didn't mean they were an advanced life form. These two didn't have a clue about what to do.
I was able to find the owners manual. Though I couldn't read a word of it, I could recognize the pictures in it.
Apparently the trog nut, holding the hyper-phase-inducing-coil in place, was loose. I was able to adjust the hyper drive manifold, with a phase inducing spanner wrench. I then needed to adjust the bi-polar valve and replace some self-sealing stem bolts. It was quite easy really; any experienced person with a great understanding of things could have fixed it. I then wrapped the whole thing in duct tape, kicked it a few times, and we were ready to go.
Once we were all set, I asked one of them what that thing was staring at me. Moltar said that it was a "Shmuluckop" because that's what it sound like when it moves. It's a slug-like creature that has a suction cup-like bottom. It moves kind of like an inchworm wearing suction cups. I was hoping it didn't like the taste of humans. It apparently absorbs the gases in the air for food and uses its mouth to lick people, for no other reason than to bother people I guess. I know I found it quite annoying.
I was just glad that the air on this planet didn't kill me.
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Started on 9-22-98