faires denstination

they run form the south
with laughter and joy
and the play pranks 
just like little kids

they fly to Australia 
for the warmth and then they leave
never to be seen again
for we have killed them

fairies couldn't live here
were we have no faith
and were hate pocess a mans mind
and were laughter and joy
are hidden in dark corners

so much saddess so much sorrow
ask the cupid for some love we can borrow
lets laugh once again
and the fairies will be our friends

deticated to it

outside my window 
there is a little light
and shines  so bright
and never cuts off
and it keeps me coompany at night

and when its here 
i have no fears
it will always be my friend
cuz it'll never end

during the day i miss it
it's a feeling i can't express
maybe you should take a good look
and try to figure out
why is the moon so beautiful

A Question

As the seconds tick 
       and echo down
               the long corridors of time

Shall you and I
        come to know
               and understand that

What we are and
      what we have become
            will exist beyond all time?

POETIC LICENSE

A letter arrived
Marked:  "attention required."
It said my poetic license
Had expired.

To the Department of Literary Vehicles
I went to update it.
The lines were long 
I waited and waited.

When I finally got to the window
There was a test.
I reposed to compose
And give it my best.

But the man informed me
That I had flunked.
He said what I wrote
Was just a bunch of junk.

I asked "Who are you
To say I didn't pass?
You couldn't recognize a good poem
If it bit you on the ass!"

"That may be so," he said,
"But I recognize the pathetic--
Which yours is, of course,
It is certainly not poetic.

What you wrote isn't poetry 
What you wrote isn't rap.
Think what might happen
If a child heard that crap.

That's why there is a license
That you must renew.
This protects the public
 From 'poets' like you."

I ranted and raved 
I threw such a fit,
He decided to give me
A Learner's Permit.

But this wasn't good 
This was not cool--
To get my license back
I had to go to school,

Or compose my poetry
With the supervision and help
Of a licensed poet
Who must be seated to my left.

"I refuse!" I said 
"What you're doing is a crime!
I'll give up my license
And never again rhyme."

But temptation was everywhere,
Like the man with the bucket,
Who said he really was from
The town of Nantucket.

He was a dude
Who was crude and shrewd.
His name was McGruder 
He drove a scooter 
He was a tutor

For a New Orleans man
Who was a water meter reader,
And a Walla Walla woman
Who made humming bird feeders.
He was teaching them both
How to play tic-tac-toe
And where to find Waldo.


Everywhere I went
The roses were red,
The violets were blue 
Then came an old woman
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children
She didn't know what to do.
And she was here to say
There was another one on the way.

I told the old woman
"What the heck?
More children will add
To your welfare check.
And before you even dare
To think about abortion
Move into a Nike
And they might give you a shoe endorsement."

She thanked me so kind.
I said "I'm sorry about the rhyme.
If you won't call the poetry police
I promise to desist and to cease."
I was truly sorry for what I did,
And concerned I couldn't trust a woman
Who had so many kids.

Then I saw a baby
In a tree-top.
I picked up my cell phone
And called a cop--

Who arrested the parents
Without any maybe's.
That is not a proper place
To keep a baby!

And I wanted to write a poem
That would make parents see
That they should not put
Their babies in trees.
But without license
I didn't dare do,
Or the cops would come
And arrest me too.

It was more than I could stand 
I was depressed and subdued.
I wanted my poetic license 
To be renewed.


Everything was poetic 
It made me want to weep.
I thought I'd feel better
If I got a little sleep.

Within a few minutes
The dreams started rollin' past.
There was a pickup truck carrying a donkey 
You could say it was haulin' ass.

It stopped to pick me up,
Right out of the blue,
So I guess you could say
That it was haulin' two.

To the airport is where they took me,
But I was afraid to get on and go.
"We love to show that it flies"
Was the airline's motto.

I had to get away,
So I hailed a taxi as I ran.
The driver had a pick 
He was a guitar man.

And every time he stopped
He did a little pickin',
While Louise Mandrell was ridin' shotgun 
They were singing songs 
About dead chickens
And havin' a lot of fun.

They dropped me off at the mall,
And I thought I'd browse a while,
When I met a man who was lookin'
For his missin' inner child.

He said he had to find the kid,
That he was pretty much all alone
Ever since his inner child
Ran away from home.

I told him "What you got to do
To deal with all that guilt
Is put your inner child's picture
On cartons of milk."

He said this was a good idea,
Then he thanked me from the heart,
And I walked on down the mall to see
Some designer auto parts.

Oscar de la Renta was sellin'
A line of ball joints.
And Calvin Klein was hawkin'
Designer plugs and points.

Gloria Vanderbilt was showin' off
Her designer manifolds.
And you could see that Ralph Lauren was really proud
Of his fuel pumps made of gold.

And I was sure that designer auto parts
Would become the passion 
And I couldn't wait for my car to breakdown
So I could fix it in high fashion.

Then I dreamed I passed a doctor's office
And they were handin' out alco-derm patches.
And people were stickin' them on their skin--
They were puttin' them on in batches.

It seems they were alcoholics
Giving up their bottles of gin,
So they could pass a breath test
While gettin' loaded through their skin.

Ain't technology wonderful?
That's what I was thinkin'.
Sure was a good way
To stop yourself from drinkin'.

I walked on down to a sporting good store
And they tried to sell me some shoes.
They said they would make my joggin'
So effortless and smooth.

I said "No thanks, I tried joggin'
But I had to stop it 
The cigarettes kept fallin'
Out of my pocket."

I said "A better way
Is to eat a lot of junk food.
Then you can jog
Every time you move."

They said "You are what you eat."
I said "Yea, that's what I heard."
And I walked on down the mall
Eatin' a box of Nerds.

I saw two men arguin' 
They was givin' each other fits.
One turned to the other and said
"I don't give a shit!"

And I thought to myself that if he did
"Give a shit"
I didn't think that anyone
Would want it.

The Salvation Army
Would not want this kind of ware.
The United Way would not consider
"Shit" to be a fair share.

No charity
Would think this gift great.
No church would want shit
In their collection plate.

But I guessed that if one should offer
To show this kind of care,
We could remind them of how their gift
Would affect the quality of the air--

And direct them to a toilet,
And in a tone quite curt,
Tell them to "sit on this,
And give until it hurts."

"Go fuck yourself!" the other man said,
As they continued to disagree.
I walked away quickly 
That was something I didn't want to see.

Then I met a woman named Ruth.
She was a sayer of sooth.
She said it would be uncooth
To say sooth that wasn't truth.
But she had some sooth to say
So I best get out of her way. 

She said "I've been sick, and I've been well.
Surviving both, I'm here to tell
That one thing is perfectly clear:
It is better to be well for one day
Than to be sick for ten years."

Then she said "Whether you travel
Near or far,
Everywhere you go,
There you are.
And wherever it is 
That you might be,
Everywhere you look
There's something to see."

I didn't have proof that Ruth's sooth was truth,
But since I didn't have to pay her,
I was willin' to accept that sooth
Was in the mind of the sayer.

Then she asked if I'd like to hear more 
She said she had a lot left.
I didn't want to hurt her feelings
So I told her I was deaf.

Then I saw two politicians,
Much to my surprise,
Their pants were on fire
And they had needles in their eyes.

They were heatedly debatin'
Which things we should be hatin'.
I couldn't decide which one should win,
Or which pile to step in.

So I decided to cast my vote
For the one who loved God the most.
But it seemed they both loved him a bunch,
So I voted for the one who bought me lunch.


I walked on down the mall
To do some window shoppin'.
I heard there was a sale
That was really rockin'.

But I misunderstood
What the ad was tellin' 
It wasn't knockers
But Dockers they was sellin'.

I walked into a tattoo parlor
And had myself tattooed
With all the numbers
>From one to ninety-two.

And when I left that parlor
The people did announce
That I was a person
On whom they could count.

Then I went to a toy store
That catered to the young.
I bought a Born-Again Barbie,
The doll that talks in tongues.

And every time I pulled her string
Her babblin' did abound.
I didn't know what she was sayin'
But she sounded like James Brown.

Then I dreamed I went home 
There was a woman waterin' my grass.
I said "Don't you realize
That will make it grow fast?"

She said "Yes."
She did know.
She was doin' it so
I'd have to mow.

I called her a bad name
That rhymes with mow,
And told her she had to go.

And as she walked away I could see
That my lawn was still drenched,
So I ordered my dog 
To sic the wench.

But it seemed my dog
Was not in the mood.
He don't sic nothin'
That not eatin' his food.

Damn that dog!
If he had more viciousness
I'd never be visited
By Jehovah's Witnesses.

But up walked two 
They were twins,
On a campaign
To end sin.

They said by God they had been sent
To tell me to repent.
What they said was probably true 
They had biblical names, these two 
They were the Testament brothers,
Old and New.

I told them I was like God,
In my own little way,
Because I don't do anything
On the sabbath day.

But unlike God
Who took sabbath as a breather,
I don't do much
On the other days either.

Hearing this, the brothers left 
They decided not to dawdle.
It was clear that God
Was my role model.


Then I started havin' a nightmare 
I was in a terrible fix.
I was surrounded by monsters
Out on highway 666.

I wasn't sure what they were 
But they were frightful creatures.
They may have been a coven
Of English teachers--

On some grammatical cleansing frenzy
With words so bardly,
But hardly Bob Marley 
They admitted they shot the participle dangler,
But they did not shoot the metaphor mixer.

I seemed the danger
Was always teasin'
With subjects and verbs
That didn't agree, and
Being an infinite dim-wit
Infinitives he would split.

This is why
He deserved to die.
But the metaphor mixer,
He accidently got dead.
A run-on sentence
Hit him in the head.

But tonight, if they had their way,
They were going to make pay
The people who add an "okay?"
To what they say.

And it was understood
They were out for blood!

They asked me if I knew why these people
Ask if it's "okay"
After almost
Everything they say?

"Do they need out approval
To know if they sould ask penitence
Before they dare
Start their next sentence?

Or were they taught
That in conversational art
'Okay' should be used
As an audible punctuation mark?"

They wondered if the "okays" were still there
When they bowed their heads to make to God a prayer:

"And now I lay me down to sleep  okay?
I pray the Lord my soul to keep  okay?
If I should die before I wake  okay?
I pray the Lord my soul to take  okay?"

And they wondered if they'd conclude each line
Of their poem on Valentine's Day
With the usual question
Asking if it's "okay?"

"Roses are red  okay?
Violets are blue  okay?
I think you're okay.
Do you think I'm okay too?"

And I was sure they wasn't playin'
Whe one of them started sayin'
That after they kill those who do the okayin',
Then they'd be slayin'
The people who end each sentence with "You know what I'm sayin'?"

I could see there was goin' to be murder in mass 
And I knew I had to get away fast.
And did I ask if this was okay?
No way!

I was so frightened 
By what they did and said
That I onomatopoeiaed
All over my bed.


I was afraid to go back to sleep.
I was afraid to stay awake.
Giving up my poetic license
Was a big mistake!

Anyone could plainly see
That my life was terrible 
And if I couldn't write poetry
It might become unbearable--

Writin' those lines that rhyme
Was my way of passin' time.

But then I started wonderin' why
I pass so much time
Makin' up stupid
Things that rhyme?

Maybe I spend too much time alone 
Or maybe I have a Rhymin' Jones.

One might easily agree
This activity is pathetic 
But I can't help it,
It must be genetic.

But if I rest
And medicate my condition
My Rhymin' Jones
Might go into remission.

And I could be 
A recovering poet 
Join Versifiers Anonymous
And to meetings goethe.

In a twelve-step program
I could deal with this affliction,
And maybe I could end
This rhymin' addiction!

"Hi, my name is Diogenes Bob 
I am a poet most caring."
"Hi, Diogenes Bob.
Thanks for not sharing!"

I decided to go a lookin',
Hopin' I could find
A meaning for life
That didn't rhyme.

So I climbed a mountain in Tibet 
It rained all day  I was soaking wet.
But I endured the rain and the terrible strife
To ask a holy lama the meaning of life.

When I reached the peak, I asked the holy man
To tell me life's meaning as best he can.
He replied that life's meaning, true,
Was "Do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do."

I said "That isn't true  
I can't accept it  I won't."
He said "How about
Do wa diddy diddy don't?"

I couldn't understand
A single word that he said.
I thought he must be talkin'
Over my head.

So I went to see the governor
To see if he'd help me out.
He is a great statesman
With intellect and clout.

But they told me he was too busy,
And as they walked me to the door,
I could hear the governor sayin'
"Give me all your fours."


I went home and turned on the TV
To watch a talk show.
They were discussin' things
They said I needed to know.

A man said that on judgment day
So many would be left in the cold
Because the appendix was the place
That God put the soul.

And there was a lot of anger,
And a lot of loud shouts,
When he said that the tonsils
Keep our hair from fallin' out.

Then he said that wisdom teeth
Were the parts
That allowed us to be
Wise and smart.

And that the reason some of us
Were in a terrible mess
Was that the gall bladder
Is the organ of happiness.

So without wisdom teeth and tonsils,
Appendix and bladder of gall,
We would be soul-less, dumb,
Unhappy and bald.

And I thought that I was lucky
To be tuned in to that station.
This was a valuable contribution
To my education.

But I still have my appendix,
Wisdom teeth, tonsils and gall bladder,
But without my poetic license
This doesn't seem to matter.

Without my poetic license,
Life, I didn't like it.
I picked up my phone
And called a telephone psychic.

The psychic said his name was
Michelle Nostrodumbass.
He said he knew my future,
My present and my past.

He said I was a person
Who had a telephone,
And could afford $4 a minute
Without taking out a loan.

He said I was good a breathing,
Good at sleepin' too 
Good at eatin'
And tiein' my shoe.

I said I was like him,
Because we both have names.
And that except for our differences
We were both the same.

He told me my life would be easy,
Except for the times that were rough.
He said that I'd die old--
If I lived long enough.

He said if I bought a pencil
On the world I could leave a mark.
He said that when the sun went down
My world would grow dark.

I said I was a proponent
Of flushing the commode.
He told me I'd be naked
If I took off all my clothes.

He said I had a clock
That did a lot of tickin',
And that I had eaten a lot of stuff
That tasted a lot like chicken.

But when I asked him about my license,
He said he didn't have a clue.
I hung up and called a lawyer
And asked if I could sue.

I WANTED MY POETIC LICENSE BACK!

I got rights 
I got lefts.
A part of me
Looks like a knee.
Another part
Looks like a foot.
I wish I hadn't told the man
Where to put--
My license--

Cause now I want it back,
But I don't dare
Reach in there.
If that's where he put it
It's going to have to stay.
I'll have to find
Some other way.

ONE MONTH LATER:

I got my poetic license back 
I can legally rhyme once more.
How did I do it?
You implore.

I enrolled in the poetry school
That is run by Mom and Pop.
It's called Our Lady of the Catfish Pond
Poetry School and Bait Shop.

Mom is the head mistress 
She taught us from books.
Pop is the headmaster baiter 
He taught us how to bait hooks.

The school turns out real scholars.
Better education you could not wish.
Not only can I read and write poetry,
I can also catch fish.

The picture on my license, you ask?
Well, that was sort of a gag.
I told the D.L.V. that I was The Unknown Poet,
And I always wore a bag.

Besides, this is just a minor flaw,
And possession is nine points of the law 
And I now possess a license to rhyme
Which you can't prove isn't mine!

Think what you want--

If you want to think that I got a "real" poet
To go to some other D.L.V.,
Take the test in my name
To get a license for me,
That is your choosin'.
Good luck with the provin'.

But until then--

Sail on, sail on
Oh mighty Rhymin' Jones--
Oh great phantom
Of the mobile home--
One who inhabits the twilight zone,
Cosigner of my loan--
Hold the phone,
I got a dial tone 
Pass a kidney stone 
Throw the dog a bone 
Enjoy an ice cream cone--
As I rhyme my way
Through the great unknown!