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Mailing-list SAMBA
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
(Arthur C.Clark, The Lost Word of 2001)
To err is human, but to really mess things up you need a computer.
For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
A sysadmin's life is a sorry one. The only advantage he has over Emergency Room doctors
is that malpratice suits are rare. On the other hand, ER doctors never have to deal with patients installing
new versions of their own innards! (Michael O'Brien)
GOD is REAL.... unless declared INTEGER.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. (Samuel Langhorne Clemens)
Reality exists on a need to know basis.You do not currently need to know.
I'm beginning to learn that I don't know what I'm talking about. At this rate, I'll soon be
President of the US.
Nothing is impossible to the man who doesn't do it.
Mailing-list Virus
If it isn't fit for a five year old child, shut it down. (U.S.Government)
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and
UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Dans le LUG (Linux User Guide, fait partie du LDP)
Unix was never designed to keep people from doing stupid things, because that policy would
also keep them from doing clever things.(Doug Gwyn)
Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design. Unlike most automobile,
it has neither speedometer, nor gas gage, nor any of the numerous idiot lights which plague
the modern driver. Rather, if the driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up
in the center of the dashboard. "The experienced driver," he says, "will
usually know what's wrong."
The conclusion of Unix : After the B-A-BA, learn AAAA and BBBB. That's it, you've got Linux!
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