Top 10 Signs the Beatles May Be Here Tonight


10. Giant yellow submarine parked in front of theater.

9. Street vendors selling Ringo Dogs.

8. They were supposed to be on last night but we ran out of time.

7. The entire theater smells like Liverpool.

6. Pete Best spotted in the standby tickets line.

5. Saw Dan Rather outside waving his autograph book.

4. Late last night Ringo's hairpiece arrived at JFK.

3. Letterman spent his day warming up for post-show jam session.

2. Yoko Ono spotted outside theater holding lead pipe.

1. Hell has just frozen over.


As seen on "The Late Show with David Letterman."


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