Spam Haiku
Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?
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Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass.
Pass another slice.
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Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat.
Give me a spork please.
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Old man seeks doctor.
"I eat SPAM daily", he says.
Angioplasty.
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Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food".
A small pink coffin.