Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"
The Country Side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Clothespins = So Let's Pinch
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
Animosity = Is No Amity
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
Barbie doll = Liberal bod
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Indomitableness = Endless ambition
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Debit card = Bad Credit
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet
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Sinphony