BEER QUOTATIONS
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." ~ Homer Simpson
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." ~ Humphrey Bogart
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman
"Drinking is either an alternative to dating, or the cause of it."
"I drink to make other people interesting." ~ George Jean Nathan
"Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose,
its how drunk you get." ~ Homer Simpson
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
"He was a wise man who invented beer." ~ Plato
"Reality is a delusion caused by alcoholic deficiency."
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~ Dave Barry
"24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case... coincidence?"
"Beer - The reason I wake up every afternoon."
"Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime."
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline.
It helps if you have some kind of a football team,
or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer." ~ Frank Zappa
"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer." ~ Homer Simpson
"Remember I before E, except in Budweiser."
"Milk Sucks, Got Beer?"
"Life is too short to drink light beer."
