BUMPER STICKERS

Pardon my driving, I am reloading

If you can read this, you're too close to my car.

If woman's place is in the home, why am I always in my car?

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Wink, I'll do the rest!

Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

(Seen on the back of a loaded horse trailer) DON'T BE WHAT YOU SEE

Stop reading this and watch where you're driving.

YES this is my truck. NO I wont help you move.

Back off, I'm a postal worker.

Don't Annoy The Crazy Person

Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.

Bad cop. No doughnut.

(Upside down on the bumper of a Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Jeep Over.

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!

Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!

Do not wash this car. It is undergoing a scientific dirt experiment.

Drive defensively - buy a tank

Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it

I may not believe what your bumper sticker says, but I will defend to the end your right to stick it!

Honk if you like obscene gestures!

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!

I wonder if you'd drive any better with that car phone up your butt?

My other vehicle is a broom stick.

Honk if you love Hanson. Then run into a tree.

My truck is not leaking, it's marking its territory.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Woman make great leaders, you're following one.

'Smile, I could be behind you!' - on Police Motorcycle license frame

So many pedestrians, so little time!