CONTRIBTUTIONS I'VE RECIEVED
"If the only way I could be with you is in my dreams, then I shall sleep forever."
"Life is what happens when you are making other plans." ~ John Lennon
"Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity aaaaahhh!" -Lisa Simpson
"Silence is a friend that never betrayes." ~ Buddha
"The best index of a person's character
is how he treats those who can't do him any good and those who can't fight back."
~ Abigail Van Buren
"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
For they shall never cease to be amused."
"If you dont have someone to do it with, it's not worth doin' " ~ 311's song, Freak Out
"Smile...It Makes People Wonder What You're Up To"
"Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance and so are everyone else's." ~ Baz Luhrmann
"A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside." ~ A.A. Milne
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness, doesn't know where to shop."
"I wept because I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet. So I took his shoes."
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
"Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible." ~ Albert Einstein
"We are each an angel with only one and can only fly when embracing each other."
"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." ~ Woody Allen
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genuis has limits."
"It isn't easy being green." ~ Kermit the Frog
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.
He said, 'No hablo ingles.'" ~ Ronnie Shakes
"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people
who weren't smart enough to get out jury duty." ~ Norm Crosby
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool
than to open it and remove all doubt." ~ Mark Twain
"No great artist ever sees things as they really are.
If he did he would cease to be an artist." ~ Oscar Wilde
"I wonder what Piglet is doing," thought Pooh.
"I wish I were there to be doing it, too." ~ A.A. Milne
