PICK UP LINES

Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?

I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw

Can I have a picture? .... So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.

If I were God, all of my angels would look like you!

(lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?

One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?

You've been a bad girl (or boy), now go to my room!

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Want to taste my dick? (What?!) I said, "Do you want to taste my drink?"

Hands out a phone card that says, "Smile if you want to sleep with me,"
and watches as girl tries to suppress a laugh.

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
and the grand prize is a night with me!