SIMPSON QUOTATIONS
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?
Miss Hoover: No Ralph there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning
Ralph: Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
Homer: I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: "Cover for me".
Number 2: "Oh, good idea boss".
Number 3: "It was like that when I got here".
1974:
Guidance Counsellor: Homer, do you have any plans for after graduation?
Homer: Me? Stay out late, drink a lot of beer.
A List of let-down lines Homer's heard:
"I like you as a friend"
"I think we should see other people"
"I no speak English"
"I'm married to the sea"
"I don't want to kill you, but I will..."
Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer: Here are your messages:
"You have 30 minutes to move your car"
"You have 10 minutes to move your car"
"Your car has been impounded"
"Your car has been crushed into a cube"
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube"
Marge: Homer, there’s a man here who thinks he can help you.
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he’s a scientist.
Homer: Batman’s a scientist.
Marge: It’s not batman!
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events,
it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
Krusty: What's your name son?
Ralph: Ralph
Krusty: And is this your girlfriend Ralph?
Ralph: Yes! I love Lisa Simpson and when I grow up I'm
going to marry her!
Lisa: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
At the library:
Bart: Lisa we can't afford all these books.
Lisa: Bart, we're just going to borrow them.
Bart (winks, slyly): Oh, heh, heh, gotcha.
Homer: To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems!
Marge: All right children. Let me have those letters,
I'll send them to Santa's workshop at the North Pole.
Bart: Oh, please. There's only one fat guy who brings us presents
and his name ain't Santa.
Homer: "We live in a society of laws.
Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies?
For fun?
Well I didn't hear anybody laughin',
did you?"
