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The endless hours of phone sex stressing you?



Let our "hands-on" approach bring back the enjoyment!




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What Our Unique System Does For You



1) The Exclusive HOPS Phone System
  • Easy one-hand operation of all handset functions
  • Speed dialing storage of up to 20 of your favorite numbers
  • Cordless handset allows total mobility during sessions
  • Handset constructed of high-impact ABS plastic
  • Handset is coated with neoprene to reduce slipage,
    even in the most extreme moisture conditions
  • Ergonomically designed handset for comfort and safety
  • One-touch programming for credit card information
  • Built-in timer with easy-to-read LED display
  • Volume and Tone controls on the handset
  • Large button keypad on base unit for the visually impaired
  • 20 channel auto-seek feature for clear reception at all times
  • 9000mhz base unit gives user exceptional reception range for handset
  • Ultra long-life fusion batteries in handset give almost unlimited talk time,
    and can be recharged overnight by placing handset in the base unit's cradle
  • Seek-Locate feature allows user to find misplaced handset quickly
  • Exclusive call-waiting messager politely informs other callers
    you are busy, then transfers each call to voice messaging

2) The Exclusive HOPS Background Noise Selections
  • Come in your choice of either CDs or cassettes
  • Wide selection of music catagories or nature sounds
  • Each CD or cassette has a minimum of 1 hour playing time
  • Large-type descriptions on each cover assist in making selections


Let HOPS introduce you to a new level of pleasure!

Have you found yourself enjoying phone sex less lately? It could be because the phone equipment you are presently using does not allow you to fullly relax and immerse yourself in the experience. HOPS could very well be the answer to your problems, and once again allow you to enjoy the experience in the way you imagined you could when you first ventured into the world of sleazy phone sex. The HOPS system has many exclusive features designed to enhance your enjoyment in ways none of the other systems on the market today have ever been able to duplicate, or even come close to. By investing in the HOPS system you virtually insure that your phone sex experience will be all that you could have ever hoped to expect, as well as showing others by it's presence in your home the value you place on the time you allot to seeking sensual pleasure through it's use. The HOPS phone system comes in a wide selection of designer colors and patterns, to compliment any decor. It's compact size also makes it a convenient and unobtrusive addition to any room, regardless of existing furnishings.
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Limited Time Bonus Offer!


Now for a limited time HOPS is adding this Bonus Offer to this already incredible package.

Anyone ordering within the next 69 days will receive absolutely FREE the exclusive HOPS headset.
This headset plugs directly into the HOPS handset and allows for completely hands-free operation.
There is a generous 6 foot cable included with the headset, allowing the user even more freedom.
Insert the handset into the optional clip-on style holster (available at a nominal charge of $69.95 plus s/h)
and enjoy the most complete freedom of movement while talking, keeping both hands free at all times.
This headset will give every user the same sound quality as the handset, and has been designed and
manufactured to the exacting HOPS quality standards for years of dependable and trouble-free service.





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YUM-YUM-CUM ENTERPRISES, LLC.
6969 Cunnilingus Way, Unit OU812
Intercourse, Pennsylvania 81822

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