Top Ten Reasons Bob Ray Borrowed a Cup of Salt

When the Ray family visits the childhood home of Mrs. Ray in honor of the Rays' anniversary, Mr. Ray explains the story of how the two met.

"'This is the oak tree she hooked me under,' Mr. Ray said, leading the way across the lawn, ankle deep in leaves the color of Mrs. Ray's hair.

"'I was camping down by the lake shore,' he went on, 'with a bunch of young fellows. We needed salt and knowing Jule Warrington I came up to her house after supper to borrow a cupful. That was my finish, that cup of salt. I didn't get back to the tent until midnight, and then I was hooked.'

"...Julia, Betsy, and Margaret knew all this by heart" (Heaven To Betsy, p. 124).

--quotation identification courtesy Holly Davis



10. He was making homemade ice cream

9. It was his turn to make the margaritas.

8. He meant to say "sugar" but was so overwhelmed by Jule's beauty he forgot all reason -- "salt" was the first thing that popped into his head.

7. He was REALLY low on sandwich ideas.

6. He was on a hunting trip, not a fishing trip (he lied), and needed to make a salt lick. He thought Jule might be a vegetarian, that's why he changed it to fishing.

5. He needed it to make homemade playdough.

4. He was all out of Snoggestions.

3. He was trying to impress Jule with his culinary talents.

2. His campground was being invaded by snails.

1. Needed it to go with the cup of pepper he borrowed the night before.


Nancy Cleaveland,Jennifer Davis-Kay, Katie Watts, Theresa Jarosz Alberti, Susan Janis Yockey, Julianne Fishell, and Patty Warhol


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