The Top 10 ways to promote B-T Books
10. Order a set from your local (or
several local, while you're at it) bookstore, then neglect to pick them up.
9. Storm bookstores in various disguises demanding loudly and
angrily (a Bronx accent may help) to know "why theah ah no Betsay Tacay books
heah. "
8. Buy sets to donate to your local and school libraries.
7. Sneak "Morning Cy" onto the turntable at high school dances.
6. Buy sets as gifts for loved ones.
5. Hide all of the Anne of Green Gables books behind B-T in your area
bookstores.
4. Talk up B-T on your other listservs/newsgroups.
3. Try not to smile so much. Laugh low. Wear green. Wear lavish
amounts of
Jockey Club. Take two baths a day. Start signing your name with an "e"
at
the end.
2. Suggest to teachers of friends/children
assigning B-T for book reports.
1. Find two pals,
dress up as the beloved three, and stage sit-ins at Borders or B. Daltons.
Bethye Davidson