I'm getting out of the dregs now,
I'm feeling devil-may-care,
I eat the whites of my eggs now---
It's time for another affair.

I suddenly feel that I'm on to
A time for taking a chance;
I joined a tanning salon, too---
It's time for another romance.

My heart can rise above my head now,
My muscles can expand,
And ashtrays will be safe in bed now
In someone else's hand.

I'm planning scenes of seduction
With moans and groaning to spare,
I'm checking out liposuction---
It's time for another affair.

                                     II
My ego longs to be bolstered,
My id is dying to share,
I had my sofa upholstered---
It's time for another affair.

No barriers and no reefs, too---
The moment's come to advance---
I just bought leopard-skin briefs, too---
It's time for another romance.

I long to kneel upon my knee now
And legalize a fling
By placing my apartment key now
On someone else's ring.

I miss a pefumed companion,
I miss the soft silken hair;
Last night I dreamt of Grand Canyon---
It's time for another affair.