I wanna marry
The man on the cover
Of Muscle Power Magazine.
Just for the love of
That muscle-bound lover,
I'd give up nicotine.
Dinner time will be pleasing,
And laundry day a blessing;
Carrots just need squeezing
And what can he wear that needs pressing?
When there's a pose down,
I'll see that he goes down
And makes all the other guys glower;
And I'll go through life polishing barbells
For the fellow on Muscle Power.

I'll tell him nightly
That I'll always treasure
Each single muscle he can flex.
I'll get the tape out
And proudly I'll measure
His deltoids and his pecs.
I will fill a container
With his anabolic malted---
I'll be there as his trainer
And make sure his nuts are unsalted.
I'll buy steroids for him
And always adore him
Till all of his yogurt turns sour
When I marry that beautiful giant
On the cover of Muscle Power.