Never Gonna Cheat Again
Once again, my love,
You come to me
On bended knee
Begging my forgiveness---
And once again, my love,
All I can suppose is
To my dismay
It's the only way
I ever get chocolate and roses.You're never gonna cheat again,
It's something you won't do;
There'll never be deceit again,
I'm the only one for you.You never meant to stray this time,
You simply lost your head;
If you don't mean what you say this time,
May the Good Lord strike you dead.You swear on the family Bible,
You swear on your mother's grave---
You swear I can sue for libel
If you should ever misbehave.The cycle is complete again,
And if I let it pass,
I know you'll never cheat again...
My ass.