Outrageous Flirt
You don't walk into a room---
You slither;
Your eyes have a single look:
"Come hither."
But just let a fellow start to go ape,
And it's "Help! Help! Help!"
And "Rape! Rape! Rape!"
Outrageous flirt!
Outrageous flirt!
You don't care who the hell you hurt!
You've had me down on my knees,
You won't strip, but you'll tease--
And I'm sick of being a glutton.
Outrageous flirt!
Outrageous flirt!
Every man should be on alert.
You promise sensual nights
Filled with Turkish delights,
And you give them plenty of nuttin'!
I'm sick of those promised kisses!
I'm sick of those games of tag!
I'm beginning to think Narcissus
Was really a woman in drag.
You'd better mend your ways
Or one of these days
You're gonna get your just desserts---
For I hear tell
There's a circle in hell
Filled with only outrageous flirts.
Female Version
Your clothes are tailored to flaunt
Your fanny
And every conceivable
Nook and cranny---
But just let somebody want you too much---
And it's, "You can look,
"But you mustn't touch!"
Outrageous flirt!
Outrageous flirt!
You don't care who the hell you hurt!
You've had me down on my knees,
You won't strip, but you'll tease--
And I'm sick of being a glutton.
Outrageous flirt!
Outrageous flirt!
Every gal should be on alert.
You promise sensual nights
Filled with Turkish delights,
And you give them plenty of nuttin'!
Although it remains unspoken---
Whenever I thought you cared,
Your full-length mirror got broken
And you were waiting to have it repaired.
You'd better mend your ways
Or one of these days
You're gonna get your just desserts---
For I hear tell
There's a circle in hell
Filled with only outrageous flirts.
