- Female
Verse
I want your love, but still I feel
A fear of male obstruction;
Am I really your ideal
Or just a prospective tax deduction?
Though you tell me how your love has grown,
I must have proof of it like some I've known.
There's a drake
who lives
Out in Central
Park,
For his duckling
he'd swim round the earth;
An orangutan
back
In Noah's Ark
Let his wife
have the lower birth.
Would you do that
for me?
Would you do
that for me?
I know a small
iguana
Whose husband
waits upon 'er---
Would you do
that for me?
There's a female
moth
In my cedar chest,
But her husband
takes all of the guilt,
And a male bedbug
In my Beautyrest
Lets his wife
have the heavy quilt.
Would you do that
for me?
Would you do
that for me?
I know a pair
of vipers,
The husband does
the diapers---
Would you do
that for me?
Know a tse-tse
fly
Who won't let
his spouse
Carry even a
minor disease,
And a beagle
hound
Who, when hunting
grouse,
Lets his wife
have the bigger trees.
Would you do that
for me?
Would you do
that for me?
A goat I know's
uncanny,
He supports his
nanny's nanny---
Would you do
that for me?
Would you do
that for me?
I pledge my love to no avail
Upon your lines of scrimmage;
Do you want a living male
Or just a prospective father image?
Since you're going through your wild life phase,
Remember love affairs can work both ways.
An Egyptian worm
Goes from tomb
to tomb,
But she lets
her betrothed have King Tut's;
And a squirrel's
wife
During winter's
gloom
Gives her husband
the cashew nuts.
Would you do that
for me?
Would you do
that for me?
Know a movie
mare who's willing
To give her steed
top-billing,
Would you do
that for me?
Know a beaver
who
Leads a happy
life
Since the dams
are all built by his frau;
And a hen I've
met
Is a faithful
wife
Though her rooster's
a capon now.
Would you do that
for me?
Would you do
that for me?
Met a very loyal
reindeer
Whose husband
snorts cocaine, dear---
Would you do
that for me?
There's a centipede
Who will never
gripe
When she's shining
her fiancée's shoes;
And a firefly,
Who's the family
type,
Takes good care
of her husband's fuse.
Would you do that
for me?
Would you do
that for me?
I know a pretty
llama
Who placates
llama's mama---
Would you do
that for me?
Would you do
that for me?
