- WE ARE PROTECTED UNDER FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHTS. SO IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IF I LIKE YOU, I PLEAD THE FIFTH.
- YOUR WIFE IS UGLY, YOUR KIDS ARE UGLY, YOUR DOG IS UGLY, AND YOUR UGLY. OTHER THEN THAT, YOUR OK.
- YES YOUR KIDS ACT LIKE MONKEYS. THEY LOOK LIKE THEM TOO. HERE'S A BUCK. GO GET THEM SOME BANANAS.
- I SEE YOU'VE UPGRADED YOUR T.V. VIEWING. YOUR TEST PATTERN LOOKS GREAT IN COLOR.
- LOVE YOUR NEW HAIRDO! WHEN DID THE TORNADO TOUCH DOWN?
- YOUR HAVING A FACE LIFT? HERE'S AN EXTRA FIFTY BUCKS. ASK THE SURGEON TO SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
- I LOVE THAT NEW SHADE OF LIPSTICK YOUR WEARING! OH AND THAT REMINDS ME, YOUR DOG HEAVED ON YOUR FRONT STEPS.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM MAKING FUN OF YOU? I ALWAYS CROSS MY EYES WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE.
- DID YOU GET BREAST IMPLANTS, OR IS THAT A NEW CHIN STRAP?
- DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE ILLITERATE. I JUST ASKED YOU WHAT PART OF 'GET OUT OF MY SIGHT' YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND.
- OF COURSE YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES! ESPECIALLY THE WAY YOU ARRANGE THE RED LINES IN THEM.
- WHY WOULDN'T I WANT YOU FOR A NEIGHBOR? ISN'T EVERY HOMEOWNERS DREAM TO BE ABLE TO LIVE NEXT TO A LANDFILL?
- I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE A BAD COOK. JUST ASKED WHY YOU HAVE SO MANY CROSSES IN YOUR BACK YARD.
- OF COURSE I LIKE THE FLOWERS YOU PLANTED. THEY ARE USED FOR GRAVES AREN'T THEY?
- I HEAR YOU’RE A GOURMET COOK. MUST BE NICE SINCE YOUR CAT BRINGS YOU FRESH MEAT EVERY DAY.
- I AM NOT IMPLYING YOU HAVE A BIG EGO. I JUST KNOW YOU LIKE HATS SO I BOUGHT YOU A NEW WASH TUB.
- OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. I EAT YOUR COOKING, DON'T I?
- THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER? NO WONDER ANIMAL CONTROL WOULDN'T TAKE HER.
- YOU REALLY DO HAVE A SENSE OF STYLE. I HEAR THE GRAIN ELEVATORS ARE HAVING A SALE ON FEED SACKS.
- I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD BIG FEET, JUST THAT I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD MIND ME HITCHING YOU UP TO THE PLOW FOR THE SOUTH FORTY.
"Send to a Friend to Make Them Chuckle"
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