- I didn't say you were ugly. I just asked if your face is the one that stopped the 6:15 train is all.
- Oh I see you drank your lunch again?
- If the best is yet to come, then there is still hope for you.
- If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, I suggest you go and buy an orchard.
- Can I fill your nose full of dimes and become an instant millionaire?
- Go sit on the centerline of the freeway. The highway Patrol needs a roadblock.
- I think tire tracks on your face would be a definate improvement.
- Tie a string around your neck and rent yourself out as a human yo-yo.
- Your bust isn't small. It is non-existent.
- I see you bought the Idiots for Dummys Book.
- Your Birthday? I didn't know numbers ran that high.
- Please close your mouth. Your breath just wilted the onions.
- Yes your beautiful, but I have to go now. Confession starts in 10 minutes.
- Don't clip your toenails here! What do you think this is? An Italian kitchen?
- So let your nose hairs grow and flip them up over the top of your head! No one will notice the bald spot.
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