- YOU'RE IN LOVE? I THOUGHT RUTTING SEASON WAS IN OCTOBER?
- OF COURSE I LOVE YOUR MOTHER! I BOUGHT HER A NEW WATER DISH, DIDN'T I?
- YEAH, YELLOW TEETH ARE IN. THEY MATCH YOUR SWEATER.
- MOVE YOUR BELLY TO THE LEFT. YOU'R BLOCKING THE SUN.
- I AM NOT INSINUATING YOU HAVE B.O. I AM COVERING MY NOSE SO THAT A UFO DOESN'T FLY UP MY NOSTRILS.
- KISS YOUR ASS?? MARK OFF A SPOT, YOU'R ALL ASS!
- NO HONEY, DON'T CLEAN THE HOUSE. THE COCKROACHES HAVE BECOME PERSONAL FRIENDS OF MINE.
- YOU TOLD ME TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, SO I PICKED UP YOUR MOTHER ON THE WAY OUT.
- DID YOU EAT COOKIES TODAY? YOUR FACE SURE LOOKS CRUMMY.
- YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL FEET. I LOVE WEBS!
- WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR PERFUME? ODE DE SWEAT?
- I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD WRINKLES. I JUST SAID IT LOOKED LIKE A CITY MAP OF D.C.
- I DIDN'T SAY YOUR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A GARBAGE DUMP. I SAID YOUR HOUSE 'IS' A GARBAGE DUMP.
- YOU WANT ME TO MARRY YOU? WHY? I HATE PRISON FOOD.
- JUST GIVE ME 400 MORE CHANCES. I PROMISE I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.
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