A MAN IS WALKING DOWN THE BEACH AND CAME ACROSS AN OLD BOTTLE. He picks it up, pulls out the cork, and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return, I will give you three wishes."
The man says "great! I always dreamed of this! I know what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a swiss bank account."
"POOF" there is a flash of ~light~...and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand!.
He continues..."Next, I want a brand new red ferrari. ~~poof~~ there is a flash of light...and a brand-new ferrari appears
He continues..."Finally, i want to be so irresistible to women that they just can't turn me down no matter how much they want to."
~~poof!~~there is a flash of light...and he turns into a box of chocolates......
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