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Jerry Springer Show [Episode 2]

Featuring World Championship Wrestling

[Jerry Springer logo on-screen for 10 seconds. Camera pans across cheering audience. "NO MORE GAMES, IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE!" flashes across the screen. Close-up on Jerry.]

Jerry: Hi, and welcome to the show. Today, we'll be talking to some people who just need to choose what side they're on. But first, give a nice welcome to my guest security guard, WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Bill Goldberg!

[Close-up on Goldberg, who growls.]

Jerry: Say Steve, you and Goldberg look like you could be brothers. Anyway, let's say hello to my first guest, Eddie Guerrero!

[Close-up on Eddie.]

Jerry: Now Eddie, tell us about your nephew, Chavo.

Eddie: It's very sad, Jerry. My nephew Chavo is a little crazy in the head. But he's family and I love him like a son, so I want him to join my LWO, but he just won't listen. I've tried to beat some sense into him, but he's just so stubborn.

Jerry: For those of you that don't know, LWO stands for Latino World Order.

[There are scattered snickers from the crowd. Eddie glares at them.]

Jerry: Yeah. Um...anyway, let's bring out Chavo and his friend, Pepe.

[Cue Chavo's theme music. Enter Chavo, riding Pepe. Eddie looks at him with scorn as Chavo sits and pets Pepe.]

Jerry: Chavo, what's your viewpoint of this whole BWN thing?

Eddie: That's LWO!

Jerry: ::shrugs:: Whatever.

Chavo: Uncle Eddie just doesn't understand! I love him, but I wanna be on my own!

Eddie: ::jumps up:: You idiot! You're nothing without me! Get on your knees and beg to join my LWO! You hear me?! BEG!!!

Jerry: Hey, this is my show, and I say sit down and shut up! Now, let's say hello to an LWO member, Psychosis.

[Cue Psychosis' theme music. Enter Psychosis, in traditional mask. Psychosis grabs Pepe, while Eddie holds Chavo. Psychosis breaks Pepe over Chavo's head. Goldberg leaps on-stage and spears Psychosis, while Steve pulls Eddie away from Chavo.]

Audience: GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG!

Jerry: ::calms them:: Psychosis, your thoughts?

Psychosis: ::still a little dizzy:: I like pie...?

Jerry: Yeah, sure. We'll be back in a second.

[Cut to various commercials. Jerry Springer logo on-screen for 5 seconds. Close-up on Jerry.]

Jerry: My next guest is Kanyon.

[Close-up on Kanyon.]

Jerry: Kanyon, tell the folks at home what the trouble is.

Kanyon: I'm here to talk about my former partner, Wrath. We split a while back, but now I wanna convince him to come over to Raven's Flock and be a winner!

Jerry: Everyone, say hello to Wrath, formerly Adam Bomb of the WWF!

[Cue Wrath's theme music. Enter Wrath, who has to stoop down to enter. Kanyon runs over to hug him, but Wrath kicks him in the gut. Kanyon falls to the floor in a heap. Wrath picks him up and hits him with the Meltdown. Jerry looks to Steve and Goldberg. Steve is watching and eating popcorn. Goldberg is biting the head off a Hogan doll.]

Jerry: ::sighs:: Let's just go to commercial. I don't care, just go to commercials!!!

[Cut to commercials. Jerry Springer logo on-screen for 5 seconds. Close-up on Jerry.]

Jerry: My next guest is Bret "The Hitman" Hart.

[Close-up on Hart.]

Jerry: Welcome to the show, Bret.

Hart: Shut your hole, Springer! Page, I know you can hear me! It's time to face facts! You know you can't beat me! Just give up and join NWO Hollywood!

Jerry: Let's bring out WCW United States Champion, Diamond Dallas Page!

[Cue DDP's theme music. Enter DDP, wearing the WCW US belt and a BANG! T-shirt. Hart tries to shake DDP's hand, but DDP spits on it and sits.]

Jerry: DDP, your take on all this?

DDP: The thing is, Hart's just a jerk. And I'm joining the NWO, but it ain't gonna be Hollywood!

[Sting and Nash from NWO Wolfpack come on-stage. Sting hands a T-shirt to DDP, who proudly puts it on. Hart jumps up and chokes DDP. Sting nails Hart over the head with a bat, and DDP hits him with the Diamond Cutter. Nash follows up with a Jackknife Powerbomb.]

Audience: DDP DDP DDP DDP DDP!

Nash: Goldberg, you're mine!

[Goldberg leaps on-stage and runs at Nash. Eddie pushes Chavo in the way, and Goldberg spears him. Goldberg turns and spears Eddie. The LWO members leap on-stage to stop him, but the rest of NWO Wolfpack comes on-stage to defeat them. NWO Hollywood breaks into the set and goes after them. Chaos erupts on-stage, and Jerry signals wildly for a commercial.]

[Cut to commercials. Jerry Springer logo on-screen for 5 seconds. "Final Thought" flashes on-screen. The battle continues on-stage. Close-up on Jerry.]

Jerry: Was Eddie right to be angry at Chavo? Maybe Chavo just needs his space. Was Kanyon right to force Wrath to join the Flock? My guess is no, by the looks of things. Will NWO Hollywood defeat NWO Wolfpack? Hollywood has more manpower, but Wolfpack has the fans behind them. My money's on the red and black. Until next time, take care of yourselves, and each other.

[The 4 Horsemen enter the battle, as well as the Ultimate Warrior. Bam Bam Bigelow emerges and tries to get Goldberg, who spears Horace Hogan. Ray Mysterio Jr. leaps onto Wrath's back, but Wrath tosses him away. Ray crashes into Jerry, who goes flying into the audience. Close-up Jerry's unconscious body collapsed over a fat woman. Fade out.]