I was on a roll a few days ago. The results:
Dodger, a Dead of the Day,
Quoted Edna St. Vincent Millay
To the state song of Texas,
But her problem does vex us,
For Dickenson she was trying to say!
Lochley's the new cap of B5,
And once she was Sheridan's wife.
Just one season she gets,
But don't place any bets,
For she may be spun off from B5.
The Drahk are a fun little race.
They phase in and out of our space.
A war will be fought,
But lose? We will not!
We will kick them right OUT of our space!
The humans think spoo's nasty stuff,
But Centari? They do the stuff love.
It's a white chunky food;
Beyond that, you'd conclude,
That no one knows what it's made of.
Ivanova's left our fair station,
Just a season before cancellation.
She got a promotion,
Through a great big commotion.
(But 'twas really a contract's cessation!)
Corwin, Lieutenant, named Dave!
Of you, so many fans rave!
You're been there forever,
Always ready and clever,
Still they treat you like some lowly slave!
Joe, give the poor man a promotion!
Josh Cox's long years of devotion,
Deserve recognition.
He needs a good mission.
Put his career into motion!
The Drazi are hairless and blue,
And quite frequently haven't a clue.
They follow Droshala,
(Our equivant's Allah)
And poke Mister Allen; plants, too.
Joe Straczynski created the show,
As all truly devoted fans know.
He's called the Great Maker,
He's a mover and shaker,
We all owe our thanks to ol' Joe!
THE OFFICIAL HUMOR BOARD LIMERICK!!!!
We are GreyStar and Corwin and Anne!
Lord of Sporks, Col. Stickler, Blind Man!
Zoisty, JP,
G'kar Junior! And we
Post humor whenever we can!
I hope you like 'em!
GreyStar the poet
Here's my try:
There was a Psi Cop named Bester
Of Lyta he wants to test her
But she chose to stay
With Byron to play
And he can't even arrest her
/jeff (pilant)
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Delen said Garabaldi told her this one. How would you complete it?
There's an obvious dirty one and a non-dirty one.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
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How Many Years to Babylon 5? (TNT post)