Chastity Party of Patria
The Voice of Virginity in the 48th Congress
The Chastity Party of Patria is a new
party, chartered in October 2005, to contest the 48th Congressus
Patriaë election of 2006. The Chastity Party has a single
issue for the 2006 campaign trail: to fight tooth and nail (to borrow a
National Union slogan) against pre-marital sex
and to defend the rights of virgins against the almost all-pervasive
pressure to become sexually active before marriage. The Party
will fight to defend pure, chaste women who choose to defend
their precious hymens against all violators, and will speak up for
nerdy, socially inept men who are unable to have relationships leading
to marriage and remain virgins in their 20s, 30s and even 40s.
Remember: SEX IS DIRTY! SEX IS NOT FOR KIDS! And while sex can't be completely banned, the Chastity Party seeks to restrict sexual activity to legally-married heterosexual couples, preferably for the sole purpose of conceiving children. The Chastity Party will seek to restore the laws against fornication and adultery, and raise the age of consent to at least 21. It was not so long ago that pre-marital sex used to be a criminal offense, punishable by hefty fines or prison terms. With your support, those laws may once again be back on the books, and a clean, wholesome Patria restored. Vote Chastity, and help put fornicators in the slammer! Remember the origin of the f- word, from an acronym in 19th century police blotters: Found Under Carnal Knowledge (or Fornication/Unlawful Carnal Knowledge).
Do you need a role model? I'm still a virgin (with all that
hugging, who's got time for sex!)
Do you still need a role model? Sri Sarada Devi was as
pure as the driven snow.
And as everyone knows, I'm a virgin and a mother to boot!
Remember: SEX IS DIRTY! SEX IS NOT FOR KIDS! And while sex can't be completely banned, the Chastity Party seeks to restrict sexual activity to legally-married heterosexual couples, preferably for the sole purpose of conceiving children. The Chastity Party will seek to restore the laws against fornication and adultery, and raise the age of consent to at least 21. It was not so long ago that pre-marital sex used to be a criminal offense, punishable by hefty fines or prison terms. With your support, those laws may once again be back on the books, and a clean, wholesome Patria restored. Vote Chastity, and help put fornicators in the slammer! Remember the origin of the f- word, from an acronym in 19th century police blotters: Found Under Carnal Knowledge (or Fornication/Unlawful Carnal Knowledge).
Do you need a role model? I'm still a virgin (with all that
hugging, who's got time for sex!)
Do you still need a role model? Sri Sarada Devi was as
pure as the driven snow.
And as everyone knows, I'm a virgin and a mother to boot!FIGHT PRE-MARITAL SEX!
DEFEND NOBLE WOMANHOOD!
VIRGINITY MATTERS!
VOTE CHASTITY PARTY IN 2006!
DEFEND NOBLE WOMANHOOD!
VIRGINITY MATTERS!
VOTE CHASTITY PARTY IN 2006!
Let's
cut circumcision!
Patria united against genital mutilation
Chastity supports the all-party campaign to end all forms of genital mutilation
Patria united against genital mutilation
Chastity supports the all-party campaign to end all forms of genital mutilation
Our favorite movie is The 40 Year Old Virgin (as if
you couldn't guess!)
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©2005-06, Chastity Party of Patria, anywhere but Hector Street (the red-light district of Patria's capital Castoropolis)
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©2005-06, Chastity Party of Patria, anywhere but Hector Street (the red-light district of Patria's capital Castoropolis)