Another drink?
Why, don't mind if i do.
I'm not a great drinker, mind you,
But do enjoy the occasional nip or two
Bu' only in privit-
I make a rule of it:-
Keep a bottle in the loo,
In the bedroom too,
In the car - well, a few.
Doesn't 'ffect me much, but,
Like duck of a back's water...
Well, sorta...
I'm not drunk! - oh no sirreebob!
I know whatchy think-
Bu’ I'm not an alcoho - hic! -
I jus’ wouldna mind another drink...
December 2000
