What’s that I hear you say?
I turn you on too much?
I get you soooo hot?
I’ve got a reputation for such
Things - so what?!
So it’s wasteful,
You say,
So everyday
I contribute to the degradation of the earth?
Oh you electrical appliances!
Being wasteful is just the human way! -
If we want it today,
Who cares if later it may
Cause problems?!
Oh you do, do you?
Well hip-hip-hurray
For you!
Hey! -
No need to call me names-
But OK, OK, OK,
Point taken:
Those who waste electricity
Are smelly, short-sighted rapers of the earth,
And probably bad in bed.
What a turn-off!
June 2001