10) The bottle of mercurochrome in the first aid box is oddly almost empty when you swore it was full the night before.

9) In the span of only 2 months, you have moved 3 times already.

8) You start to wonder if she's having trouble sleeping when you notice that she's got an excessive amount of sleeping pills stashed in her purse.

7) You're on a first-name basis with the lady at the motel's front desk.

6) Someone informs you that your spouse was once married to a vampire.

5) You don't remember her, and yet, you married her anyway.

4) When you say the word "crazy", just innocently during casual conversation...she goes berserk.

3) The phrase "ALISON IS A BITCH!" is written all over the bathroom wall.

2) You can't help but want to kiss that beautiful blonde girl from your dreams.

And the #1 sign your wife is lying to you...

1) Her name is Livvie Locke!