10) The used "positive" pregnancy test, just in case she ever needs it again for some reason.

9) A map, just in case she gets lost on the way home.

8) A card from the owner of the Oasis Strip Joint on the other side of town, he wants Livvie to give him a call.

7) A $25 gift certificate to her favorite store...Sluts 'R' Us

6) Just for fun, a little planner marked with little hearts on the days she has sex, and a list of all of the men she has had adult relations with. She's going for a record.

5) Some cream for her reoccurring crab problem.

4) A note reminding Livvie she is due for her 6 month gyno exam...gotta check for those STDs!!

3) Some tampons, for that time of the month, even though she is not going to get her period anytime soon since she is pregnant. And she passed biology??

2) Some extra buttons, b/c for the strangest reason, they keep popping off her shirt!

And the #1 thing in Livvie's Purse...

1) Car "cheat sheet" Left=brake and Right=gas