How can you
live without
knowing these things?
1.
Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was
ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden".... and thus the word GOLF entered
into
the English language.
2. Every day more money is
printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
3. Men can read smaller
print than women can; women can hear better.
4. Coca-Cola was
originally green.
5. It is impossible to lick
your elbow.
6. The State with the
highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
7. The percentage of Africa
that is wilderness: 28%
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
8. The cost of raising a
medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
9. The average number of
people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
10. Intelligent people have
more zinc and copper in their hair.
11. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
12. The youngest pope was 11
years old.
13. The first novel ever
written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
14. The San Francisco Cable
cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
15. Each king in a deck of
playing cards represents a great king from history:
> Spades - King David
> Hearts - Charlemagne
> Clubs -Alexander, the Great
> Diamonds - Julius Caesar
16. 111,111,111 x
111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
17. If a statue in the park
of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in
battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air
the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the
ground, the person died of natural causes.
18. Only two people signed
the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John
Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the
last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
19. Q. If you were to
spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
20.
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser
printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
21. Q. What is the
only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
22. Q. In which day
there are more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
23. At least 75% of people
who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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