knock knock jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

One shoe.
One shoe, come home, Bill Bailey, one shoe come home.
She moans the whole day long.
I'll do the cookin', darling, I'll pay the rent;
I know I've done you wrong.
'Member that rainy evening . . . . .

Juan.
Juan. . .more. . . time!
One shoe, come home, Bill Bailey, one shoe come home.
She moans the whole day long.
I'll do the cookin', darling, I'll pay the rent;
I know I've done you wrong.
'Member that rainy evening . . . . .

Aardvark
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles. . .

Tuba
Tuba toothpaste

Dexter
Dexter the halls with boughs of holly. . .

Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet evening, you will see a stranger. . . .

Donna
Donna sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me. . . .

*Drum roll* And now -------- my all time favorite "Knock Knock" joke.

Interrupting cow
Mooooooooooooooooo! (sounded loudly while "Interrupting cow who?" is being asked!

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