Stephen Hung’s Webpage

 

It’s under heavy construction (the architect is actually doing nearly nothing) so don’t bother to come back until 2010.

 

N.B.

1.       There are many “etcetera”s, brackets (such as this), and “rants” in this page, etc.

2.       I am in Canada so I spell words such as “color” “colour”.

3.        I use the “Oxford comma” (underlined: I am Stephen, Chinese, and crazy) because I grew up using it and I like using it because it helps differentiate “things” in groups of items (ex. “There are various toppings for pizza: cheese, pepperoni, pepper and onions.” So…is that 3 or 4 toppings? Do peppers and onions go together in the same topping? Well…I don’t eat pizza (except semianually) so I don’t know).

 

Joke: 06/01/13 (yy/mm/dd)

As I was coming home on the bus, I saw a newspaper headline: “Harper Does Not Understand Quebec: Bloc”. (Harper is the leader of the Conservative Party, Quebec is the separatist Francophone province in Canada, and the “Bloc [Quebecois]” is the separatist federal party.) Response: “Well, let Quebec be as Bloc-headed (i.e. blockheaded) as it wants to be!”

 

Personal Things

SPACE! A waste of SPACE!

 

 

I want to use this space to link to the various subtitles in the “Personal Things” page, which, if you look at it, you will understand what I mean by this, but I don’t know how to do it, so that’s why this space is currently filled with these words.

 

(PIC – Politically Incorrect) Jokes (coming to a website near you, 2020)

 

Check out my silly blog HERE.

Check out my sister’s nice blog HERE.

Check out my family’s webpage HERE.

 

This is a chunk of wasted space on the World Wide Web. I hope to use this soon. Actually, I don’t know what I will exactly do with this space, if you saw what I put here before. (As if anyone has seen this page at all.) I need time to make a page for something like some Bible verses.

 

You want to know a random fact? I am a teenager because I am (currently) 16 years old. However, as my family says, I am actually a senior because I love classical music (such as Bach), I am a Christian and read the Bible (and believe it and do what it says to the best of my ability with God’s help, not like hypocrites like Clinton or Chretien or Kerry or thousands of thousands around the world (especially in Europe)), and I won’t do any of the things a normal Canadian teenager would do at my age (such as killing my own ears with ‘sound’, which some call music and saying stupid things like “Americans are stupid”, which many Canadians are).

 

Random Fact #2 – I am very unfortunately “crazy” with maps. I could gaze at them infinitely, given the time.

 

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Suggestions (ex. PIC jokes), or corrections are welcome. E-mail: pengi@rogers.com.