Flick (flick)
Flick, the cat glob, is wild about world domination and women (while being randomly raped by a gay glob, Chex). He was first introduced in Cartoon #1: "Say Hello to Cecil."
Bean (bean) Bean is part of the Partnered Main Characters; Flick and Bean. Bean is a lonely blue glob who loves to masturbate and likes to share this hobby with his pet bird, Cecil. He was first introduced in Cartoon #1: "Say Hello to Cecil."
Cecil (see-sil) Cecil is Bean's Bird. Cecil can be found mostly on his shoulder. However, if Cecil is not there, there is no doubt that she is in Bean's pants. Cecil was first introduced in Cartoon #1: "Say Hello to Cecil."
Jesus (gees-us) Our Lord and Saviour in blob form. He first appeared in Cartoon #11: "Jesus Smitten" when Bean "found Jesus."
Chex (checks) Chex is a very homosexual blob who has a deep "urging" for Flick, and has successfully proven this multiple times. Chex was first introduced in Cartoon #5: "I'll be your Macho Man."
Dorthox (door-thox) Dorthox is an emo, murderous robot who always tries to kill Bean. Two theories of this character is A) He is actually Flick in a robot character. B) He's a random character, randomly showing up in comics to fill in space. Dorthox was first introduced in Cartoon #12: "Correction."
Dr. Lled (doc-tour-la-led) Dr. Lled is Flick and Bean's doctor, and many times, has to give them the bad news of their good health and wellbeingness. He first appeared in Cartoon #13: "Health."
Professor Flirpa (prow-fess-or-flur-puh) Professor Flirpa is a highly intelligent being and knows the answers to all the problems in the world; it's because everyone sucks balls. Big ones. He was first introduced in Cartoon #14: "Research."
Gingerpf (Gen-jur-pfff) Known as the "Hollywood" type in blob form, Gingerpf can be found being picked up at a bar. That slut. She was first introduced in Cartoon #5: "I'll be your Macho Man."
Sally (sally) Sally (yes, I know that Sally IS a girl name) is a game creator who makes the most... interesting... games ever... if you've been dead for a billion years and would find pulling your teeth out fun. He was first introduced in Cartoon #15: "Innovation."
Ted (ted) Ted is a lonely teen goth with a skin condition. Is he really death? Ted was first introduced in Cartoon #16: "Chase Encounter."
