Bruce Gowers
TITLE: Toe Jam
LEAD: Mark David
WRITTEN: Ray Lee, Jack Kelly (!!!), John Peņa, James Raymond, Marty Walsh
JULENE: Comin' up next on Empty V, it's the newest sensation from the Seattle grunge scene. Here are the painful sounds of Toe Jam!
Well, you may wonder, why I sound so angry?
Look at all the veins, spooling from my head.
Ah! Let me show you how I do it.
I stub my little toe about as hard as I can!
Little Toe's broken! Today!
But the more that I hurt it, the better I sing!
Ooh! Ow! My toe! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Oh, my toe! [See Mark sprawled on the floor.]
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