| The Emulator. |
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| The Games. |
| Two-player splitscreen? Damn that's hot! Oh, and don't drink too much rootbeer if you want to sneak up on Santa. "That's insane." "Is it? Or is it so sane that you just blew your mind?" |
| Not as good as the first, but only because the standard platformer design is given no chance in hell. So, not as good, but still damn good, and the best platformer ever. |
| Yeah, yeah, I know, Feldman: the 2nd player's police attack is much cooler than the 1st player's. |
| The game's better...but why the hell couldn't they have gotten rid of Blaze?? Adammm!!... Wow, that was embarassing. I apologize for that. The sometimes incontinent Max really shouldn't be blamed for the decisions of others, and is a worthy addition to the game. |
| The fighting and bloodletting of NHL '93 were sorely missed, but those one-timers blew us all away. We had so little back then. |
| If ever there was a franchise worth bringing back, it...well, it was ToeJam & Earl. And they're doing that. But another one of these games would be good, too. Maybe the basketball game that never was? |
| Finally. Now Johnny Mac can beat on Patrick whenever he wants to. Ha ha! Suck it, Patty, you...er, coat-tail...rider...damn! |
| They don't make 'em like this anymore. Beating down the ref until he quits and trying to time your run to grab that precious chair you can't really ever see off-screen. |
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| Have you seen all those emulator choices out there? Those are nice...if you're an idiot. This one's the best. |
| Erik's Stuff |
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| Max the Stupidhead |
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| Two kids who fight zombies, aliens, etc. and are deadly accurate with just about any damn thing they find while breaking into people's homes. Popsicles, plates, footballs, soda, you name it. |