 | Do
you need a silencer if you are going to kill a mime? |
| Have
you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? |
| How
does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work in the morning? |
| If
7-11 is open 24-hrs a day, 365 days a year why are there locks on the
door? |
| If
a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose? |
| If
nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? |
| Why
are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? |
| Why
are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? |
| Why
do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? |
| If
you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy
liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? |
| Why
did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
| If
you have your finger touching the mirror that says "objects in mirror
are closer than they appear," how is that possible? |
| If
someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? |
| Why
does your nose "run" and your feet "smell" |
| Why
does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? |
| Why
is it called a "building" when its already built? |
| Why
do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together? |
| Why
is there an expiration date on sour cream? |
| How
can someone draw a blank? |
| What
is another word for "thesaurus"? |
| If
75% of all accidents occur within 5 km's of home, why not move 10km's
away? |
| When
they ship Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? |
