Yo mama's so POOR

she can't pay attention. 
when I seen her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving." 
when I ring the doorbell, she has to say, "DING!" 
burglars break into house so they can leave money. 
she can only afford the "Wel" on the "Welcome" mat. 
she waves around a popscicle stick and calls it air-conditioning. 
she's trying to get married so she can get the rice at the wedding. 
I asked her what was for dinner and she popped ME in the oven. 
your TV's got two channels: on and off. 
she eats cereal with a fork so she can save milk. 
when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers. 
they put her face on a foodstamp. 
she used a tumbleweed for a Christmas tree. 
she hangs the toilet paper to dry. 
I saw her trying to put a food stamp into a gumball machine. 
I saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanut. 
you can't kill the roaches in your house, cause they pay half the rent.