Krabby> Felicity arrives from Nugget Bridge - Route 24: Plank Path.
Krabby> Felicity has arrived.

Fair weather clouds sail across the blue sky, propelled by light breezes from the west. It's warm in the sun, cool in the shade, and the air is clear and dry. In the forest, the wind rustles the bright green leaves of trees and bushes and carries Oddish pollen, downy seeds, and the fragrance of wildflowers along with it. While at the coast, the ocean is a deep cool blue today, the waves lapping at the coast gently under the pleasant spring sky.

Krabby> On this nice day, the sun is out and the sky is blue, fair weather cloud scooting across it. The sun glints off of the water near the bridge, the bridge that Felicity is currently traveling across. She's at the very end, taking her time and enjoying the nice weather. By her side is a young male Nidoran, very cheerful looking and smiley. Floating along behind her is an Abra, looking very smug and arrogant. Felicity stops near the end of the bridge to lean on the railing, peering down at the water. Kishou the Nidoran pokes his head under the rail and leans over, observing the water also. The Abra finds all this very boring and settles on a nearby rock on the shore for some sleep. "Be careful, Kishou, don't fall in," Felicity warns.

Krabby> Despite the good weather, the bridge isn't particularly crowded today. A few fishermen relax on the docks, lazily enjoying the rays of the sun as they fish. They're coming up short, mostly because they're not trying particularly hard. Who could be bothered with working on a day as perfect as this? Unfortunately, the good nature of the fishermen is not reflected in all the creatures on the dock. Not too far ahead of Felicity and her pokemon (though still on the bridge), a little female Krabby sits, her pinchers resting on the dock, rather depressed. <Males!> she cries to herself, seemingly distressed by the word. <They're all males! What am I suppose to do with a male, huh? There's nothing to grab!> With a wail, the Krabby pounds her right claw on the bridge once or twice in frustration.

Krabby> Kishou hears the Krabby whine, and he looks over to her while she talks, cocking his head in confusion. Sending a glance up to Felicity, he trots happily over to the Krabby, with not a care in the world for what the crab pokemon may think. <Hey!> he says happily, grinning. <What are you talking about? Felicity's not male and...> he gestures to the Abra, <neither is Rift. What's wrong?> Felicity's attention is caught as her Nidoran tries to engage the Krabby in conversation, and she turns around to observe the two. If the Krabby looks her way, she will give a short wave and a smile. Rift continues to snooze, oblivious to the Krabby and whatever else anyone is doing.

Krabby> The Krabby closes her eyes for a moment, presumably to start crying. They blink right open as the male Nidoran approaches, and her eyelids flutter open in delight... and promptly proceed to half-close, giving her a look in annoyance. <You're male,> she notes with some sense of disappointment. Though she doesn't seem very interested in what Kishou looks like, what he says definitely interests her. <... Felicity? Rift?> Curiously, the Krabby sidesteps out from in front of the Nidoran to glance at Felicity, and her eyes widen slightly. <W... whoa!! Perfect!> Moving quickly, the Krabby scuttles over to Felicity, waving her pinchers about excitedly. <E... excuse me, miss? Miss! Would you mind greatly if I were to, say, pinch your butt? Pleeeeease?>

Krabby> Felicity looks blankly towards the Krabby as she comes towards her, then sends a glance to Kishou for a translation. The poor male Nidoran is at a loss for words, and he stutters for a moment before translating. <She wants to... er... pinch your butt? She says she doesn't like male... stuff,> he manages, beforing proceeding to look even more confused. Felicity blinks, rubs the back of her neck, and stares at the Krabby. "Er... pinch my butt? I don't know..." she says slowly.

Krabby> The male Nidoran is completely ignored. In the Krabby's world, it's only her, Felicity, and that big hunk of flesh she wants to touch so badly. <No, please, please, please let me!> pleads the Krabby, raising her claws into the air as high as they'll go and pushing them together in a praying position. <I won't pinch too hard, I promise! You'll hardly even feel it, really! Please!> Her limbs drop, and while the water-type speaks, she scurries around in a circle. Her voice is distressed and pitiful. <There are so few rumps to pinch around here these days! They all belong to...> She pauses for a second to glare quite evilly at the male Nidoran, as though he's responsibile for this catastrophe. <... Males.> The word is uttered with a sense of vile disgust and pure hatred. Turning to Felicity, the Krabby's eyes become wide and sad. <Please, you're the first female I've seen in so long!>

Krabby> Fair weather clouds sail across the blue sky, propelled by light breezes from the west. It's warm in the sun, cool in the shade, and the air is clear and dry.

Krabby> After another confused translation, Felicity blinks even more. "Well... uh..." she weighs her options in her head, then shrugs. What's there to lose? It'll add another weird experience for her list of things to tell people. Hey, I've let a Krabby pinch my butt! She grins, her hand instinctively on her camera pouch. "I'll make a deal with you. You agree to come with me and let me train you, and I'll let you pinch my butt... even more if you come with me. Deal?"

Krabby> The Krabby practically floats off the ground. <Yes!! Yes, fine, okay, whatever you want, please, please, please please please just let me pinch your butt! Anything, anything you want!> Her pinchers open and snap shut quickly. Her excitement is overwhelming, and the water type doesn't even wait for Felicity to turn around or anything. She starts to circle around the girl, her greedy eyes locked on the human's rump. <Ooooh, it's even better from this angle!> she whispers to herself, clack-clack-clacking all the while.

Krabby> Felicity receives a translation, then continues to look quizzically at the Krabby. Its obsessive actions and sort of frightening, but Felicity doesn't object. She turns slowly around and takes off her trenchcoat (she's starting to feel a bit violated at this point), leaving her back to the world. She cringes, ready for it to really hurt; but hey, she'll probably get a Krabby out of the whole deal.

Krabby> And hurt it no doubt will. The Krabby's breath becomes hushed, and her movements are precise and slow as she stretches out a claw... inches closer... inches close... touches against the girl's pants... and clamps down on it! It probably will hurt a lot - probably not as much as Felicity expected, and not enough to draw blood, but no doubt enough to leave a mark. The Krabby burbles in joy, its mouth frothing up in classic Krabby-fashion. She won't let go for a few seconds, no matter how much Felicity shouts or squirms. At least -someone- enjoys it.

Krabby> "Aiee!" Felicity yelps as the Krabby's large claw clamps down on her rump, and Rift opens one eye curiously at the two before starting to chortle. The chortle turns into a laugh, and the laugh turns into downright cracking up at the hilarious (to her) scene. Felicity's hands go immediately to her butt once the Krabby has let go, and her face will remain scrunched up in pain for a few moments. "Ouch..." she groans. Kishou snickers a bit, but otherwise remains calm. He must always try to keep up the impression that he is the almighty protector of Felicity and does not approve of such nonsense.

Krabby> Sure, Felicity might be in pain, but the Krabby looks and sounds the happiest she's even been. <Ohhh, man!!> she exclaims, waddling back and forth in a half-dizzy manner. <That... was... great! You have the greatest butt I've ever pinched!> What a charming compliment. <Wow! That was so worth it! Greatest experience ever! I'll never forget it!> She smiles happily to herself for a few seconds... glances up at the sky in thought... and ventures on a new question. <Can I do it again?>

Krabby> Felicity remains hunched over, her back facing the water now, her hands on her rump. Kishou translates for her and she blinks, straightens up, and blinks some more at the Krabby. "Can you pinch it again? Didn't we have a deal saying that if I let you pinch my butt you would come with me? I'll let you pinch it again if you come with me... maybe not today, but soon..." Rift is still chuckling, clutching her sides.

A port in a storm, a home away from home. We're (saved)!

Krabby> Felicity throws a pokeball...
Krabby> ...and it works.

Krabby> The Krabby looks a little disappointed at Felicity's reply, but she brightens right up as Felicity continues to speak. <Really? You will? I'll bet that's because you like it as much as I do!> Perhaps unable to help herself, the Krabby will, moving to a more suitable position if necessary, once again try to pinch her new trainer's bottom. Perhaps it's best to catch her now to avoid getting -two- red marks there.

Krabby> After another translation, Felicity nods. "Okay then... eh?" she asks, bewildered, trying to scoot away from the Krabby's pinching claws while at the same time drawing out a pokeball from her belt. She swiftly drops it on the Krabby's head, sighing and waiting to see the results.

Krabby> The Krabby chases after Felicity, her eyes wide and almost mad with desire to pinch Felicity's butt again, and as the pokeball falls onto her head, the water type shouts <Wait! Wait! Just let m-> The red and white device bonks her on the head, and she is absorbed into it as it tumbles to the ground, thumping on the wood. One shake! Two shakes! Three! Looks like Felicity is the proud (?) owner of a female-butt-pinching Krabby!

Krabby> Woo! Or something... Felicity shakes her head a bit and sighs before bending over to pick up the pokeball, clipping it to her belt and sending a strange look to everyone in the area. Her face is red, and, to avoid any taunting from a certain Abra, she returns Rift (who is still chuckling) to her pokeball and looks pointedly at Kishou. They both start walking back to Cerulean City to stay in the PokeCenter for the night and to let Felicity nurse her aching bum.

Krabby has been captured by Felicity. 'This Krabby is a feminist. She despises males and thinks they are the scum of the earth. Females, however, she loves - perhaps a little too much. She has a huge attraction to female butts (of all species), and would like nothing more than to just pinch down on a girl's rump.' set as its staff note.