~*The Wit & Wisdom of Chastity*~
"This is the misery that I face every day...of my life..."
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Valentines Day
List of things to do:
Get ingredients for homemade choclates and cookies. (Don't foget to get double last year's list for all 108 Spectres)Avoid Emerald at all costs.
Buy Valentines Day Cards.
Avoid Emerald no matter what.
Don't forget to wear discreet clothing as not to attract groupies.
Stay away from Emerald.
Search for long lost love.
Keep a distance of 3000 miles between yourself and Emerald.
Visit Rodario Village and play with the children.
Visit Daddy, hit him once with Mallet of Chastity.
Kiss Daddy and give him a Valentine.
Escape from the Underworld before Emerald finds you.
Keep searching for lost love.
Give all Valentines to respective Spectre/Saint/Marina/etc....
Suddenly realize you can't escape the 'New Terror of Sanctuary' and decide to spend the rest of the day with your cute, adorable, sweet (yet incredibly annoying) little sister.
Sigh wistfully. It's just another day.Persea: People who are in love....are always very persistent. And that is as it should be...Unless you're my sister Emerald...stay far away from me!! I don't care if you're persistent or not!!! Stay at least 3000 miles away from me!!!
April Fools Day
Thanatos&Hypnos:*snickering in the background*
Persea: Guys.........? Come on........this isn't funny at all....
Hypnos: Should we do it now...?
Thanatos: Not yet...we should wait a little longer...just a little longer...
Persea:*looks to the ground sees a target, walks to the side of the target* Oh, guys!!!
Thanatos: Now!!!
Hypnos: *gets out the remote control*
Persea:*non-chalantly makes the target go into another dimension and reappear under Thanatos and Hypnos*
Hypnos: *presses the big red shiny button*
A giant ACME(tm) 1000 Ton Golden Weight of Chastity falls on top of the Terrible Twins.
Persea: *appears on top of the weight* You guys soooooooooooooo deserved that. *goes off to find her Dad*
Thanatos&Hypnos: *battered and bruised*
Persea: *looks at them* You guys soooooooooo deserved that.
Easter
Persea: My only piece of advice is...never ask the other Pagan Gods to celebrate this day with you lest you'd want to get striked down by lightning/spears/arrows/music/etc....
Her Birthday
Persea sits alone in the large mess hall of the Underworld. No one is there. All is quiet...except for the natural thing that comes when there is absolute silence...crickets. Nobody came to her 15th birthday....again. Persea sighs and decides to clean up the mess hall since nobody came....not even Emerald bothered to come. How sad.
Persea: Birthdays remind you what life is....in my case...it reminds me how much life sucks.
Halloween
Persea: What I learned from Halloween....here's a list.
1. Never forget to lock your door after you leave the house.
Thanatos: *coming out of somebody's house with lost of candy* Candy!!!
2.Wear costumes that are bright.
Seiya: Look at my cool costume!! It's the same one that guy wore in the Matrix! Black is cool!! *gets hit by a car as he walks across the street*
Saouri: Shiryu...we need some blood donations...I think Seiya lost some blood....
3.Check your candy before you eat it....
Seiya: I don't feel so good....
Kanon: Mwa ha haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! I had poisoned your candy you fool!! Now I can go and kill your God -
Saouri: *whacks Kanon with her Staff of Power, gets on a cellphone* Hello? Police? I have a madman here who is trying to kill me...uh-huh...can you please send an ambulance, too? One of my bodyguards is suffering from food poisoning...NO THIS IS NOT A PRANK CALL!!!
4. The most important rule of all...DON'T FORGET TO CLOSE YOUR DOOR BEFORE YOU DRESS IN YOUR COSTUME!!!!!
Hyoga: Ack!! I'm sorry!! I didn't mean -
Persea: HYOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *whacks Hyoga with the 1000 ton Golden Mallet of Chastity, then gets on a cellphone* Hello? Can I please have a restraining order for a Hyoga Kido....
Christmas
Persea: Here come Persea. Here comes Persea. Right down Spectre Lane. Saga and Kanon and all other Geminis, all are going insane. Persea swinging her big 1000 ton mallet, telling people off with all her might. You'd better not be there if she loses her temper 'cause Persea's coming tonight!!! *grins* No I am not drunk.
Dear Santa Claus,
Now how do I put this? I've been relatively good? I'vee been really good? I've beenn sooooo good and sweet that the cavities in your mouth have cavities? No...That would just be plain lying. I have been bad lately and good at the same time...depending how you look upon it. It's complicated for me since...well...I'm a Gemini. And we both know how Geminis can be...split. Well...whether I've been good or bad...um...I only have one request and only one. I think it's simple enough so I don't trouble you and the elves too much. Umm...can you please keep Emerald away from me? I know it's not in the spirit of Christmas, but...I've been miserable for the last 15 years and I just can't seem to get over it. I've decided if I can't get my Dad's love back - I'd stay away from Emerald. I know that's a strange request of you, but that's all I ask. Thank you in advance. I'll put some of my famous cookies by the fire for you.
Persea
New Years
Persea: My advice is...never spike the punch or bring too many alcoholic drinks...you WILL regret it...
Milo: *faint in a drunken stupor*
Persea: See what I mean?
Quotes
"I hate you."
"Leave me...alone!!!"
"Nichloas...where are you?"
"Don't make me hurt you..."
"Don't care - don't give a damn!!!"
"I loved him..."I loved him very much."
"Stop...there's no reason for you to cry. I like it when you smile."
"I may hate the perverts...hehe...but they sure love me!"
"So, all this time...I've been chasing a ghost...a ghost. A friggin' ghost!"
"You gotta do the right thing, right? If you believe that it's right...it can't pissibly wrong...right? So win or lose...get out there and do the right, good, honest thing!"
"You're not and never will be...my sister!!"
Diary Entry
Dear Diary,
It's another one of those days. Yep. You guessed it. Emerald STILL refuses to leave me alone. No matter what I've tried or said...she refuses to leave me be!! What part of alone doesn't that dumb blonde understand?! I want to be faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from her as possible. I know there's that love thing she's got for me, but I'm not so sure anymore. She can be the type who determined in any situation, so I might just be a game she's playing. Prying and poking at me like a puzzle, trying to find out the answer. And fortunately, she hasn't found a way to my heart. I can't believe I used to be just like her. All cute and sweet and innocent. Grr...I really can't believe it...but now...I kinda wish I were a little nicer. Today was just a tincy bit different. Today...I actually made her cry. And I felt bad today because I did. I cheered her up of course...and I realized I made a mistake. Now she says that she was right and that I do have a heart (of course I got one, I ain't heartless), and that I do care. Well, I couldn't just walk away while someone was crying now could I? Even Emerald shouldn't need to cry. Well. That's all the venting I need for today. Thanks for listening to me rant like a maniac (although not as maniacal as Kanon or Saga).
Persea
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