President Clinton
The President and Mrs. Clinton were in the front row at a Yankees game. The row
behind them was taken up with Secret Service agents. One of them leaned over and
whispered in the President's ear. Mr. Clinton paused, then grabbed Hillary by the scruff
of the neck and heaved her over the railing. She fell 10 feet to the top of the dugout,
screaming obscenities.
The President shook the hands of those near him and got high fives all around.
The Secret Service agent leaned over again and whispered, "Mr. President, I said it's
time to throw out the first pitch."